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Class is in session.

Total Nonstop Action Wrestling jumped back into the pay-per-view ring Sunday night with its "No Surrender" pay-per view. And as I predicted, it couldn't wait to crown the deserving A.J. Styles its new heavyweight champion! It's time for former champs Kurt Angle to chase a title. The rest of the card? Here's how it went:

TNA Women's Championship Match: Cody Deaner vs. ODB
What Should Happen: Deaner is a guy. ODB is a gal. I think. Anyway, these two won a tag match for this title and Deaner thought he should get the ladies belt since he got the pin. ODB thought she should have won since she is a gal. I think. So this bout will decide everything. Winner gets the TNA women's gold. I'm hoping the woman wins. That would be ODB. I think.

What Will Happen: ODB in the lock of the night!

What Did Happen ODB, naturally.

Question To Ponder: Is it ever funny when a guy is put in a match for a women's title?

Lethal Lockdown Match: Booker T and Scott Steiner vs. The British Invasion vs. Team 3D vs. Beer Money
What Should Happen: This big cage mega-tag match is actually a pretty good way to involve eight guys in a 15-minute hole in the PPV. I'd have Steiner melt down and turn on his heelish British Invasion almost-pals. He doesn't like foreigners, you know. So he might as well push the issue here.

What Will Happen: I see Team 3D taking this monster mash.

What Did Happen Beer Money grabbed the win here.

Question To Ponder: Would it kill TNA to outline exactly what's at stake in this match a few days before I have to pay for it?

X-Division Championship Match: Samoa Joe (c) vs. Daniels
What Should Happen: Chances are this one might steal the show. Daniels is still great, and Joe -- although a bit out of shape -- has a lot left. This should be great, with Joe retaining. If it's not a barn-burner, I'll be disappointed.

What Will Happen: Joe retains in a TNA classic.

What Did HappenJoe was the victor.

Question To Ponder: Why did TNA abandon the ever-so-promising X-Division?

TNA Legends Championship Match: Kevin Nash (c) vs. Abyss
What Should Happen: If Nash puts Abyss out of wrestling, he gets a $50,000 bonus. I'll pay $100,000 to get rid of 'em both.

What Will Happen: Old Sexy keeps his phony old man title.

What Did HappenNash won. No one noticed.

Question To Ponder: Would it be great if Abyss got a total makeover?

Bobby Lashley vs. Rhino
What Should Happen: Rhino is a heel these days, and to tell you the truth -- it's the best thing that happened to him. He's a lot sharper as a bad guy. Lashley blows as a pro wrestler. I hope to God they let the evil Rhino win.

What Will Happen: Lashely didn't join TNA to lose PPV matches. He'll take this one.

What Did Happen Lashley took it.

Question To Ponder: Why didn't they turn Rhino heel sooner?

TNA Championship Match: Kurt Angle (c) vs. Sting vs. A.J. Styles vs. Matt Morgan
What Should Happen: Matt Morgan as TNA champ? Still too soon. Sting as TNA champ? Been there, done that. Angle? His current run is just about up, I think. Time for fresh blood, a fresh start, a guy who has been there before, but can offer some great new match-ups. That guy is A.J. Styles. It's his time again.

What Will Happen: Styles takes this belt. It's a longshot pick, but it'll happen.

What Did Happen It happened. Styles won.

Question To Ponder: How about Styles against a cranky Rhino for a TNA title bout?

That'll do it. Six big matches. Five perfect predictions from me. The man.

That' s it!!

Class is -- dismissed!!!

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