You've done it. The resume update that you paid more for than your smart business suit or last pair of sensible, but savvy looking shoes has landed you a face-to-face job interview.

Congratulations, but many a confident schmo has made it to their appointment on time, hair coiffed, and lines rehearsed, only to do one thing that sabotages their chance for the sweetest 9 to 5-er in the concrete job jungle.

If you bring out the Purell after the hiring manager shakes your hand, or decide that a way to break the ice is to tell your father's favorite Polish joke to the person who could eventually be your boss, chances are you'll be headed back to the unemployment line.

Here are the Top 5 Surefire Ways To Sabotage Your Job Interview. Don't worry, we'll tell you the right things to do that can help you nab the corner office of your dreams, too.

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